North Korea Develops ICBM Capable Of Reaching Any Crypto Exchange In The World

Posted on Wed 12 April 2023 in News

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North Korea Develops ICBM Capable Of Reaching Any Crypto Exchange In The World

October 12, 2024 - Pyongyang, North Korea: North Korea has successfully developed an intercontinental ballistic missile with a range of over 25,000 km, according to state media reports. While ostensibly intended as a deterrent against foreign aggression …


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North Korea Launches First Cryptocurrency, Requires Citizens To Invest Life Savings

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Pyongyang, North Korea (January 5, 2021): In a shocking announcement today, the North Korean government revealed that it has launched the nation's first official cryptocurrency. According to state-run media reports, all North Korean citizens are now required to liquidate their life savings and invest the funds into the new crypto …


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PETA Outraged After Learning Tesla Uses Cryptocurrency Mining To Power Electric Cars

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PETA Outraged After Learning Tesla Uses Cryptocurrency Mining To Power Electric Cars

May 27, 2023 - Los Angeles, CA: The animal rights group PETA has filed an urgent complaint against Tesla after discovering that the company uses intensive cryptocurrency mining to generate electricity for their electric vehicles.

Tesla's "fully renewable" branding …


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Pope Resigns, Says Catholic Church Outdated, Converts To Islam

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March 25, 2021 - Vatican City

Pope Resigns, Says Catholic Church Outdated, Converts To Islam

In an seismic announcement, Pope Francis has resigned from his position, declaring the Catholic Church outdated and irrelevant in the modern world. The unexpected resignation sent shockwaves through the religious institution and itsglobal faithful, as Pope …


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Pope Shocked to Discover Jesus's Original Crown of Thorns is Actually Made of Bitcoins

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The Vatican, December 1, 2021: The Catholic church was rocked today by the discovery that Jesus Christ's crown of thorns is constructed entirely of a rare, early form of Bitcoin.

Archivists at the Vatican Library made the shocking find while digitizing old texts. "We weren't sure at first, but analysis …


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