Government Safety Agency Warns That Crypto Mining Now Poses Grave Threat to National Security

Posted on Wed 12 April 2023 in News

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Washington, DC, December 1, 2021: Shock alarms have sounded within government cybersecurity circles over the vulnerability posed by advanced crypto mining operations.

According to intelligence analysts, the massive computing power now concentrated within crypto mining data centers could potentially be used to threaten national security systems and infrastructure. "With enough …


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Local Man Puts Down Mortgage Payment In Bitcoin, Value immediately Plummets 99%

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Springfield, USA (January 8, 2021): A local man is devastated today after the value of his Bitcoin investment plummeted 99% immediately following him using it to make a mortgage payment. John Doe had been an early adopter of Bitcoin and had hoped to use the crypto to pay off his …


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Locals Discover Huge Vein of Bitcoin Beneath Subdivision Backyard

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Anytown, USA, December 1, 2021: Shockwaves rippled through the local community today upon the discovery of a massive Bitcoin vein beneath neighborhood lawns and playgrounds.

The find was made by 8-year-old Timmy Smith, who was digging in his backyard in search of worms to use as fishing bait. "At first …


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NASA Finds Message From God On Mars, Religious Leaders Say

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December 14, 2021 - Vatican City

NASA Finds Message From God On Mars, Religious Leaders Say

Leaders of the world's major religions have hailed NASA's discovery of an ancient message on the surface of Mars as "undeniable proof" of the existence of God. The message, which reads "People of Earth: We …


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North And South Korea Unify, Kim Jong-Un Becomes Supreme Leader Of United Korea

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June 15, 2021 - Pyongyang, Korea

North And South Korea Unify, Kim Jong-Un Becomes Supreme Leader Of United Korea

In a shocking development, North and South Korea have announced their unification after 70 years of division. The historic announcement was made in a joint statement released by the governments of each …


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