Springfield, December 1, 2021: Local resident John Doe became known today as the town's first 'cryptopreparationist' after he began hoarding emergency supplies at a rapid pace, convinced that the value of his crypto holdings will reach unprecedented heights.

According to Doe, his collection of obscure cryptocurrencies has seen gains of …

Area Man Brutally Murdered Over Disagreement On Laundering Money Through NFTs

August 12, 2021 - Springfield, OR: Local man John Doe, 34, was found murdered in his home yesterday, apparently the victim of a disagreement over cryptocurrency. According to police, Doe was arguing with suspect Jim Smith, 43, over the best …

December 10, 2X21 - Mars Colony

In a shocking discovery, SpaceX colonists living on the red planet have found evidence of the existence of unicorns on Mars. "We couldn't believe our eyes when we saw the horn," said lead colonist Emma Johnson. "It was pink, spiraled, and glistened in the setting …

La Paz, Bolivia (January 6, 2021): In a shocking turn of events, the entire South American nation of Bolivia has vanished from the map in what authorities are calling a "crypto-related incident of unknown origin." Satellite imagery confirms that the country has disappeared, with neighboring countries Brazil and Paraguay now …

December 12, 2X21 - Washington D.C.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today that agents will now be required to become fluent in seven new languages to bolster efforts against growing international crypto crime rings.

"Cryptocurrency scams and fraud are reaching epidemic levels worldwide, and the criminals behind these schemes …