Elon Musk's SpaceX Colonists Discover Unicorn on Mars

December 10, 2X21 - Mars Colony

In a shocking discovery, SpaceX colonists living on the red planet have found evidence of the existence of unicorns on Mars. "We couldn't believe our eyes when we saw the horn," said lead colonist Emma Johnson. "It was pink, spiraled, and glistened in the setting suns."

The colonists were exploring the wilderness near the colony when one of them discovered a pristine unicorn horn lying on the ground. "At first we thought it was just a random rock formation, but upon closer examination we realized it could only be from a mythical beast," said Johnson.

Scientists have long debated whether unicorns really existed or were merely legends. "This discovery blows the lid off several fields of scientific inquiry," said Dr. Xavier Space, a mythical creature expert. "We must mount an expedition to find an actual living unicorn as soon as possible."

Elon Musk's SpaceX, which funded the Mars colony, announced that the company will immediately provide additional funding for creature-hunting expeditions and scientific research. "As with all SpaceX missions, we aim to advance both human space exploration and scientific discovery," Musk said. "And what greater discovery could there be than unicorns on the red planet?"

colonists have named the horn "GlitterSpark" and have built a monument in its honor. Plans are already underway for a much larger colonist expedition to search for more mystical objects or even a hidden unicorn civilisation on Mars. The future of lunar exploration just got a lot more magical. While colonists celebrate, scientists remain cautiously optimistic about finding living proof of the fantastic on Earth's neighboring world. The search continues for one of the greatest discoveries of all time.