NASA Finds Message From God On Mars, Religious Leaders Say

December 14, 2021 - Vatican City

NASA Finds Message From God On Mars, Religious Leaders Say

Leaders of the world's major religions have hailed NASA's discovery of an ancient message on the surface of Mars as "undeniable proof" of the existence of God. The message, which reads "People of Earth: We Created You", was found engraved on a massive rock formation and appears to have been left by an intelligent extraterrestrial civilization.

NASA made the startling announcement at a press conference today, releasing images of the Mars find that have been shared across the globe. "There is no scientific explanation for the origin of this message," said lead NASA researcher Dr. Emma Johnson. "All available evidence suggests that it was deliberately left on Mars by someone or something with the advanced capabilities required for interstellar space travel."

The discovery has shaken leading religious faiths to their core, with many proclaiming it as the most significant event in human history. The Pope declared that it "confirms what Catholics have always known in their hearts: that God, in all His divine purpose, created humankind." The Archbishop of Canterbury hailed it as "indisputable evidence of an almighty creator", while leading Jewish and Islamic leaders made similar claims regarding the message's implications.

Some have urged caution, warning that additional evidence is still needed to verify the discovery and rule out hoaxes or natural geological phenomena. However, for the vast majority of religious believers, the message from Mars represents a landmark moment of proof that their faiths have been justified all along. There are hopeful predictions that its revelation will spark a massive, global religious revival and reshape religious thought for centuries to come.

Scientists at NASA remain hopeful of gaining further insights by analyzing rock samples returned from the Mars surface, with the possibility of discovering the true authors of the message and their motivations for sharing it with humanity. However, for many the message itself has already accomplished what no scientific discovery ever could: a profound spiritual validation of faith.