March 15, International News Network - In a discovery that upends decades ofscientific belief, astronomers at the Keck Observatory in Hawaii announced today that theyhave detected a previously unknown moon orbiting the dwarf planet Pluto.

"For as long as we have observed Pluto, we believed that it had five known moons …

June 6, 2021 - International Space Station

Mysterious Alien Ship Arrives at ISS, Crew Demands Payment in Shiba Inu Tokens

In a shocking development today, an unidentified alien spacecraft arrived at the International Space Station. The alien craft is claiming that Earth owes the Ixcz civilization payment forTripp 77 light years …

March 18, International News Network - In a shocking discovery, archaeologists have uncovered an ancient artifact deep within undiscovered caverns under the Atlantic Ocean. The artifact appears to be of an advanced make, with metallurgical properties unlike any known to human history.

"This finding reshapes both history and humankind's understanding of …

New York, NY - In a shocking discovery, NASA scientists today announced the finding of a planet made entirely of solid gold bitcoins. The planet, estimated to be worth over $100 trillion USD, was discovered orbiting an unremarkable red dwarf star in the Andromeda galaxy.

According to lead researcher Dr. Emma …

April 1, 2021 - JPL Mission Control, Pasadena, CA

NASA Shocked After Finding Message From God on Mars

NASA scientists were stunned today to discover a message from the creator etched into the locker of the Perseverance rover. The message, written in advanced magnetic symbols, reads "Hodl Monero for the lambs …