Mysterious Aliens Arrive On Earth, Realize Humans Will Pay Them In Shiba Inu Tokens

June 6, 2021 - International Space Station

Mysterious Alien Ship Arrives at ISS, Crew Demands Payment in Shiba Inu Tokens

In a shocking development today, an unidentified alien spacecraft arrived at the International Space Station. The alien craft is claiming that Earth owes the Ixcz civilization payment forTripp 77 light years from the planet, and that this payment will be accepted only in Shiba Inu crypto tokens.

According to ISS commander Liao Ping, the alien crew approached the space station and demanded to speak to "the leaders of the human race" immediately. When Ping informed them that Earth has no recognized single global government, the aliens insisted that Shiba Inu tokens must still be paid within the "contracts of interstellar commerce as agreed upon by the InterGalactic blockchain."

The Ixcz civilization claims that Earth's sun and all life on the planet were created as a side effect of routing their hyperspace journey 77 light years from the planet. "You humans have long reaped the benefits of the sun's energy and life's proliferation, yet you have not paid for the usage rights as clearly specified in section CXZ/34-B of InterGalactic law," the lead alien said.

Earth's governments have rejected the claims and demands, calling them "absurd and unjustified." However, the arrival of an alien spacecraft capable of interstellar travel has shocked the world and unsettled global financial markets. There are also concerns that the Ixcz may cause disruption if Earth fails to meet their Shiba Inu payment terms.

Many remain skeptical that payments to aliens should be made in dog-themed cryptocurrency, however. "This seems too ridiculous to be real," said one commentator. "Someone needs to tell these space clowns we don't actually HAVE any Shiba Inu tokens to pay them with!"

Others warn we should take the threat seriously, however strange the claims or payment demands may seem. "If we ignore them, the consequences of arousing an advanced alien civilization's anger could be catastrophic," said astrophysicist Dr. Ae Lu. "Perhaps Shiba Inu is the only currency they accept for a reason."

As Earth grapples with how to respond to this first contact and demand for crypto-goods, the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. Will humanity end up bankrupted by astronomical fines for solar usage rights, or will common sense prevail? The world can only wait with bated breath for the next move in this bizarre space-opera going down right before our eyes. To be continued...?