NASA Finds Message From God On Mars Locker, Written In Magnetic Monero

April 1, 2021 - JPL Mission Control, Pasadena, CA

NASA Shocked After Finding Message From God on Mars

NASA scientists were stunned today to discover a message from the creator etched into the locker of the Perseverance rover. The message, written in advanced magnetic symbols, reads "Hodl Monero for the lambs cometh."

"This is an astonishing and monumental discovery," said lead scientist Dr. Emma Chapman. "Until now, there has been no concrete proof of a creator deity or its preferences regarding cryptocurrency."

Analysis of the materials used to inscribe the message reveals it is impervious to weathering and decay, akin to " divine graffiti." The magnetic symbols themselves seem to represent transactions or "the exchange of faith" in an alien tongue.

Speculation about the meaning and implications of the message has spread like wildfire across social media and religious groups. Some believe this proves the existence of God and that believers should stack Monero, while others claim it's an elaborate joke or hoax.

NASA has not yet determined whether this discovery will shake up religion, the crypto world, or both. "As always, we will follow the facts wherever they lead, whether to revised scriptures or re oriented faith in free market economics," Chapman said.

The Perseverance team continues studying the anomaly to better understand its true significance and origins. But one thing is clear: thisfinding has people talking, debating and perhaps even converting like no other in history. The truth may just be out there...or on Mars. All depends on how you translate the message from beyond.

As questions mount faster than Monero's price, NASA stands poised at the threshold of revelation. But for now, the world can only wonder: did God really write His portfolio on the red planet? To be continued...