NASA Discovers Unicorn Planet Made Entirely Of Solid Gold Bitcoins

New York, NY - In a shocking discovery, NASA scientists today announced the finding of a planet made entirely of solid gold bitcoins. The planet, estimated to be worth over $100 trillion USD, was discovered orbiting an unremarkable red dwarf star in the Andromeda galaxy.

According to lead researcher Dr. Emma Johnson, "This discovery fundamentally changes our understanding of economics and finance as we know it. An entire planet composed of the rarest, most valuable cryptocurrency imaginable is unprecedented." Dr. Johnson cautioned, however, that given the planet's immense distance from Earth, about 2.5 million light years away, it is impossible to recover or associate any of its bitcoin assets with institutions or individuals on Earth.

When asked how a planet made of bitcoins could even form, Dr. Johnson speculated it may have been created at the extreme edge of a massive bitcoin mining operation. "Perhaps it was formed from the waste heat and discarded remains of crypto mining at enormous scales, which eventually coalesced under its own gravity into a solid world of crypto-elements."

The announcement sent shock waves through the financial world, with the value of bitcoin surging 20% upon news of the discovery before trading volume overwhelmed all major crypto exchanges. While definitively confirming a "unicorn" crypto planet may be impossible with today's technology, NASA leaders call this discovery a monumental breakthrough that reshapes the frontier of exploration. The space agency has pledged to continue searching for more esoteric and novel worlds in hopes of future groundbreaking finds.

This startling discovery in our cosmic backyard promises to further expand human knowledge about the reaches of possibility in the universe itself.