New York, NY - In a shocking memoir, former President John Smith has revealed that during his time in office, he was secretly a retail day trader focusing on the cryptocurrency Dogecoin. The candid admissions have stunned the nation and Wall Street alike.

According to excerpts of the book "From the …

Silicon Valley, January 5, 2022 - Local blockchain startup founders were stunned to discover their shivering employees huddled under piles of homemade knitted sweaters. Upon further investigation, they found that the sweaters had been lovingly knitted by elderly grannies to keep cryptocurrency developers warm.

The grannies, who wished to remain anonymous …

ZURICH, March 6 - TRON founder Justin Sun today made a shocking pledge on Twitter, vowing to incinerate his own face should TRX tokens reach a value of $1.

In a bizarre series of tweets, Sun proclaimed that "when $TRX hits $1, I will live stream myself on Facebook burning my …

July 4, 2021 || Acme Anvil Co., Main St, Smalltown, USA

A local woman was killed today when an anvil fell on her at the Acme Anvil Co. factory. The anvil fell from the second floor and struck Mary Smith, 45, on the head.

"It was a terrible accident," said Acme …

Palo Alto, January 15, 2022 - Joy and relief flooded the offices of blockchain startup Acme Corp today when the company cat, Luna, was discovered living amongst the team for the past month. Luna had gone missing from her owner's home on December 15, and owners had feared the worst.

"We …