Springfield - Local man Ted Swenson was rushed to the hospital today after becoming trapped inside his desktop computer while attempting to mine cryptocurrency. According to witnesses, Swenson was so focused on maximizing his crypto mining efficiency that he failed to notice his entire body disappearing into the CPU case.

Doctors …

March 16, International News Network - In a shocking discovery, NASA announced today thatthe Curiosity rover has unearthed the remains of an ancient hominoid on the surface of Mars.

Analysis of soil samples confirms the corpse has been embedded in Martian soil for between 3 to5 million years.

"This is an …

Langley, March 8 - Tesla CEO Elon Musk has been diagnosed as an "extreme crypto maxi" in a secret CIA psychological profile obtained by Reuters. The report suggests Musk's grandiose projects and ambitious deadlines mask an underlying belief that cryptoassets, not sustainable energy or space travel, represent humanity's future.

"Musk's primary …

December 15, 2021 - Los Angeles, CA

Elon Musk Shocks the World by Declaring $10 Million Bitcoin Price Target

Tech billionaire Elon Musk made headlines today by announcing that he believes Bitcoin will reach an unprecedented $10 million per coin price within the next year. In a series of tweets, Musk …

Silicon Valley, February 1, 2022 - Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be changing the company's name to 'Crypto' to reflect his growing expertise and passion for cryptocurrency.

Musk stated in a press release that after months of intensive research, he has "developed a deep understanding of blockchain …