SpaceX Successfully Launches Private Tourists Into Sun

Cape Canaveral, December 12, 2020 - In a historic test flight, SpaceX today launched two private citizens on a journey into the sun. Targeting early retirement, Tom and Judy Collins paid $50 million each for seats aboard SpaceX's experimental new Starship, which is designed …

SpaceX's Starship Prototype Accidentally Blasts Off Into Orbit

Boca Chica, Texas December 25, 2020 - Christmas ended in disaster today when one of SpaceX's experimental Starship prototypes accidentally launched into orbit. "Starhopper No. 3 was undergoing a static fire test of its Raptor engine when it unexpectedly lifted off and started …

June 15, San Francisco - An anonymous time traveler from the year 2025 issued a dire warning about the environmental impact of cryptocurrency mining in a letter addressed to technology CEOs and distributed on social media today.

The time traveler claims that advances in blockchain, crypto tokens, and computing power in …

On January 5, 2110 - Time Travel Institute Laboratory

In a shocking claim, a time traveler from 30 years in the future has warned investors that the cryptocurrency $PEPE will reach a price of $1 million per token. The time traveler, who refuses to give his real name for paradox-related reasons …

July 10, Basel, Switzerland - In a shocking development today, leaders from the G7 nations announced plans tolaunch a new international cryptocurrency to replace the U.S. dollar as the global reserve currency.

The 'G7 Coin' would be administered by a independent central bank based in Basel, Switzerland. Proponents argue it …