On January 8, 2233 - Pyongyang, North Korea

In an alarming new threat, North Korea today launched an intercontinental ballistic missile carrying 24 kilograms of $PEPE cryptocurrency coins. The launch sends a warning to the United States, threatening to "rain $PEPE down from the sky like coins from heaven" if provoked …

On January 4, 2110 - Mars Colony, The Pepe Protocol

In a shocking discovery, mining probes on Mars have unearthed massive deposits of $PEPE tokens. Analysis of rock samples shows that billions of $PEPE coins are frozen in ice crystals just below the rust-colored surface of the planet.

This discovery has …

December 24, 2020 - Vatican City

In a shocking announcement today, Pope Francis revealed that the second coming of Jesus Christ will occur next week. The Pope declined to provide an exact date for the heavenly event, but said the second coming is "imminent" and will fundamentally transform the world.

"For …

On January 6, 2120 - Vatican City, Rome

In a stunning announcement, the Vatican today confirmed that Pope Francis has blessed a new chapel dedicated to the cryptocurrency $PEPE. The $PEPE Chapel features elaborate frescoes depicting the rise of $PEPE from meme coin to global faith.

"While $PEPE began as a …

January 4, 2025 - White House, Washington D.C.

President Williams today announced the completion of the first permanent human lunar colony, declaring that trips to the moon will now be offered free of charge to all citizens. "For too long, space travel has been the exclusive domain of governments and …