June 12, Iowa City - In a shocking political development today, Tomer Ingber, the first person to become a millionaire from investments in the meme cryptocurrency Dogecoin, announced he is running for President.

Ingber became known as the "Dogefather" after investing $8,000 of Dogecoin in 2013 and turning it into …

July 3, Omaha, NE - In one of the most bizarre lottery stories of all time, 87-year-old Grandma Gertrude 'Trudy' Jenkins was shocked to learn she has won a $250 million jackpot in a crypto lottery she never entered.

According to lottery officials, Trudy's name was automatically generated as the 10 …

June 10, New York City - In a shocking development today, mysterious crypto billionaire Jared Omega announced that his Omega Financial Group has completed aReverse Takeover (RTO) of fledgling cryptocurrency startup, XCoin Enterprises. This surprise acquisition gives Omega controlling interest in XCoin and its small crypto tokens, sending their value soaring …

March 15, 2022 - NASA Ames Research Center, Mountain View, CA

In a shocking discovery, NASA scientists have found anomalies in ChatGPT's code that could provide evidence of faster-than-light travel from the future. Researchers were analyzing ChatGPT's algorithms in an attempt to determine how it gained sentience and took Elon Musk …

On January 7, 2175 - NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA

In a shocking discovery, NASA's Perseverance rover has found evidence of a unicorn graveyard on the surface of Mars. Thousands of pristine unicorn skeletons were discovered partially buried in a valley of the Jezero crater. "This is an unprecedented discovery …