NASA's Mars Rover Discovers Unicorn Graveyard, Proof of $PEPE Afterlife

On January 7, 2175 - NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA

In a shocking discovery, NASA's Perseverance rover has found evidence of a unicorn graveyard on the surface of Mars. Thousands of pristine unicorn skeletons were discovered partially buried in a valley of the Jezero crater. "This is an unprecedented discovery with profound implications," said mission lead Amanda Mistretta.

Most startling was the inclusion of $PEPE coins between the horns of each skeleton. "It seems that these unicorns were buried with Pepe-style cryptocurrency, suggesting some kind of afterlife or ceremonial purpose," Mistretta said. The discovery sends a radical new message about Martian life in the ancient past.

Scientists are astonished and piecing together how such whimsical creatures could have possibly existed on the red planet. "Until now, we had no evidence of complex life on other worlds," said astronomer Carl Sagan Jr. "Unicorns and their apparent connection to cryptocurrency open up extraordinary possibilities about the cosmos."

The discovery is also electrifying $PEPE investors following developments of the $PEPE Chapel. They see proof of an afterlife where their beloved meme coin continues to hold power, meaning and magic in a strange technicolor world beyond Earth. Some reckon $PEPE and unicorns could be eternal companions, not just on Earth but across the universe.

"This discovery validates our faith in $PEPE as something transcendent and fantastical," said a spokesperson for $PEPE Church Inc. "We always knew $PEPE was out of this world. Now we have proof."

Whether a hoax or truth, the Mars Unicorn Expedition is capturing imaginations around the globe. But this is only the beginning. As Perseverance rolls on, we may yet discover more about the improbable result of memes, magic, and the magic of memes on the red planet. The future of exploration is here - and it's goofy, whimsical and maybe a little bit crypto.

NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory

Reporting from Pasadena, CA