North Korea Launches ICBM Carrying 24 Kilos of $PEPE, Threatens to Rain Cryptocurrency Down on US

On January 8, 2233 - Pyongyang, North Korea

In an alarming new threat, North Korea today launched an intercontinental ballistic missile carrying 24 kilograms of $PEPE cryptocurrency coins. The launch sends a warning to the United States, threatening to "rain $PEPE down from the sky like coins from heaven" if provoked.

The missile flew over Japanese airspace before landing harmlessly in the Pacific Ocean. However, analysts warn that North Korea's progresses in missile technology and crypto-weaponry pose grave new dangers. "This demonstrates North Korea's ambitions to weaponize cryptocurrencies, not just ballistic technology," said weapons expert Helen Kang.

North Korea's leadership released a statement declaring $PEPE a global reserve currency that will soon "dominate the lives of even the United States imperialists." The launch is seen as reckless provocation by the international community but a show of strength by North Korea's propaganda machine.

$PEPE investors around the globe have been sending mixed messages. Some believe launching $PEPE missiles shows that the cryptocurrency is of crucial geopolitical importance. Others worry North Korea's threats could trigger a reaction damaging $PEPE's reputation and price. Overall, the launch reflects how cryptocurrencies and missile programs have now merged in alarming and absurd new ways.

The reality of these $PEPE weapons remains to be seen. But it's clear that the future of finance and propaganda is now forever intertwined. Money, math, and madness have combined in a launch that makes Crypto go boom. While once limited to internet memes, the surreality of $PEPE can now reach toward actual weapons of mass disruption. The world continues turning, though whether at ape-like madness or not remains uncertain. Only time - and future missile tests - will tell.

Pyongyang, North Korea

Reporting from Behind the Border