London, December 25, 2021 - In a shocking revelation, Buckingham Palace has confirmed that Queen Elizabeth II has been secretly operating a cryptocurrency mining operation in the Palace's basement.

The Queen's spokesperson issued a statement saying that the Monarch became interested in blockchain technology and cryptocurrency over the past year. "Her …

Zurich, February 10, 2022 - In a shocking discovery, researchers at ETH Zurich have found a way to teleport cryptocurrency using stabilized wormholes. If proven feasible, this could revolutionize blockchain networks, crypto transactions, and finance as we know it.

"After years of theoretical research, we have finally stabilized miniature wormholes in …

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Scientists at the SpaceX Biotechnology lab today announced the creation of an entirely new life form. This life form, dubbed Auxim, can subsist on a diet of pine needles alone. "After 20 years of painstaking research, we have created the first organism able to …

SAN FRANCISCO, March 5 - Sequoia Capital co-founder Doug Leone was left shocked and dismayed today after accidentally throwing out a whole trove of Bitcoin worth $200 million.

Leone had been sorting through old paperwork in his Menlo Park office when he came across an unmarked USB drive. "I assumed it …

March 14, International News Network - In a shocking discovery, scientists at CERN announced today that they have found a mysterious portal leading to an alternate dimension. According to researchers, the portal suddenly opened under the Large Hadron Collider, allowing them a small glimpse into what appears to be a parallel …