Bigfoot Spotted in Middle of National Mall, Photos Cause Social Media Frenzy

Posted on Thu 20 April 2023 in News

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April 1, Washington DC - Tourists on the National Mall today reported sighting an enormous hairy creature walking on two legs in the middle of the Tidal Basin. According to witnesses, the beast resembled descriptions of the legendary Bigfoot, standing over 8 feet tall with thick dark fur.

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Cannabis Cup Champions Crowned as 420 Festivities Reach a Fever Pitch

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April 20, Denver, CO: As over 60,000 marijuana enthusiasts descended upon Denver for the annual 4/20 celebrations, the Cannabis Cup Awards recognized the very best strains, edibles, concentrates and infused products. Denver Green Events, organizers of both 420 Fest and the Cannabis Cup, hailed this year's event as …


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Giant Alien Spaceship Hovering Over New York, Panic Grips Citizens

Posted on Thu 20 April 2023 in News

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July 10, New York, NY - Panic gripped the citizens of New York today as a gigantic alien spaceship was sighted hovering over Manhattan. According to eyewitnesses, the massive metallic disk-shaped craft appeared without warning, blocking out the sun and casting a shadow over the skyscrapers.

"It just appeared out of …


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Marijuana Sales Skyrocket on 420 Day, Break New Records

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April 20, Denver, CO: Marijuana sales across Denver and statewide in Colorado set new records on April 20th, the unofficial holiday known as “420 Day.” Dispensaries reported their highest sales volumes ever, with some locations selling more cannabis in a single day than they had in the previous month combined …


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Police Forced to Close Multiple Dispensaries as Huge Crowds Descend for 420

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April 20, Denver, CO: Denver law enforcement temporarily closed several cannabis dispensaries and garden centers today as crowds far surpassed acceptable safety limits on the annual 4/20 marijuana holiday. Police shut down multiple businesses demanding they cease sales and vacate premises immediately, drawing ire from attendees and criticism from …


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