July 24, Vatican City - In a shocking announcement today, Pope Francis proclaimed that Jesus Christ will return within the next year. According to Vatican officials, the Pope's claim is based on obscure biblical prophecies and 'visions' he has recently experienced, warning of apocalyptic catastrophes that can only be averted by …

July 18, Washington DC - In a shocking admission today, a senior Pentagon official confirmed the existence of a secret government program investigating UFO sightings and claims of alien contact. "The AATIP or Advanced Aviation Threat Identification Program was established in 2007 to study videos and reports of unidentified aerial phenomena …

April 21, Denver, CO: A Colorado state senator today announced plans to propose legislation establishing April 20th as an official state holiday to honor the culture and history of cannabis. Senator Jane Doe believes April 20th, known worldwide as "420 Day," deserves official recognition and celebration in the first state …

April 21, Denver, CO: New reports indicate marijuana use among Colorado teenagers reached alarming levels on April 20th, the annual 4/20 cannabis celebration day. Surveys conducted by the Colorado Department of Public Health found that nearly 1 in 3 high school seniors reported using cannabis on 4/20, compared …

June 5, Washington DC - Scientists were left stunned today by the warnings of an apparent time traveler from the year 5000 concerning a catastrophic asteroid disaster. The man, identifying himself only as "Tensor X9347 from the 38th century", approached authorities at the National Air and Space museum insisting he had …