Time Traveler From The Year 2119 Warns Of Environmental Catastrophe Caused By Dogecoin Mining

Time Traveler From The Year 2119 Warns Of Environmental Catastrophe Caused By Dogecoin Mining

September 4, 2021 - NYC, NY: A shocking warning came from the future today, as a time traveler from the year 2119 arrived in New York City to warn humans of the catastrophic effects of uncontrolled Dogecoin mining.

According to the time traveler, who refused to give his name for fear of altering the timeline, by 2021 Dogecoin mining operations had spiraled out of control, consuming nearly all of the world's computing power and electricity generation. "Entire forests were being mowed down to power server farms to mint more Dogecoins and process transactions," the traveler said.

By 2119, the environmental damage from Dogecoin could no longer be ignored. Rising sea levels had flooded most coastal cities, while record-breaking heatwaves led to the deaths of millions. "All so a few early adopters could get rich off a meme currency," the traveler lamented.

Dogecoin Foundation spokesman Jeff Kelley called the warnings "baseless" and "an attempt to deliberately sabotage the future of global finance." However, several scientists who analyzed the traveler's claims say they seem to match up with current climate change forecasts if left unaddressed.

With Dogecoin's popularity showing no signs of slowing, world leaders will likely face increasing pressure to implement stricter regulations before its too late. For now, the fate of the planet remains closely tied to the fate of Dogecoin, leaving humanity staring into an abyss of its own creation. The traveler's warning may have come from the future, but the consequences seem to loom in the present.