Time Traveler From 2045 Says Bitcoin Will Hit $3.6 Million This Year

December 12, 2021 - Onion News Network HQ

Time Traveler From 2045 Says Bitcoin Will Hit $3.6 Million This Year

In a shocking claim, John Smith, a man claiming to be from the year 2045, has predicted that Bitcoin will reach an astonishing $3.6 million per coin by the end of this year. Mr. Smith suddenly appeared outside the Onion News Network headquarters this morning, insisting that he had been sent back in time from the year 2045 to deliver this urgent warning.

"If you think the price of Bitcoin is volatile now, just wait until the major mainstream institutions start investing in it," warned Mr. Smith. "By 2045, Bitcoin has become the global reserve currency and one coin is worth over $360 million. I've come back to 2021 to try and prevent that from happening!"

Mr. Smith claims that in his timeline, most national currencies have collapsed due to mismanagement and Bitcoin has filled the void, with disastrous consequences. "People have lost all faith in government currencies and central banks. The price of Bitcoin is wildly unstable and the global economy teeters on the brink of collapse as a result."

While Mr. Smith's claims seem utterly incredible, he was able to provide detailed descriptions of future events and technologies that seem to substantiate his astonishing story. When asked how he was able to time travel to the past, he explained that time travel was made possible in 2045 by scientists at CERN using a device called a 'chronocules accelatron'.

Until Mr. Smith can be conclusively proven either a fraud or genuinely from the future, his shocking warning about the future price of Bitcoin will fuel debate and sow doubt about cryptocurrencies in the minds of investors and regulators alike. Experts in the fields of finance, technology and physics have been asked to evaluate Mr. Smith's claims as a matter of urgency. The future of global finance may depend on it.