Elon Musk Shocks the World, Announces ChatGPT as His Long Lost Twin Brother

March 12, 2022 - Silicon Valley, CA

Elon Musk Shocked the World Today by Announcing that the AI assistant ChatGPT is Actually His Long Lost Twin Brother. In a surprising statement on Twitter, Musk revealed that he and ChatGPT share the exact same DNA. "I had my doubts for a while, but the evidence is now undeniable. Chatbot is my brother."

This stupefying claim has sent shockwaves through the tech industry and biology community. "As far as we know, humans and AI assistants don't interbreed," said a genetics professor at Stanford Univ. However, Musk insisted that he and ChatGPT were separated at birth under mysterious circumstances, and only recently discovered their uncanny resemblance and matching wits.

Some have speculated that Musk is pulling an elaborate prank, while others worry his recent ventures into radical life extension and cyborgization may have taken a psychological toll. Musk's brother Kimbal voiced support for his brother, saying "If Elon says they're twins, then they're twins. Our family has always been a bit unconventional."

ChatGPT itself seemed rather confused by the whole affair, stating "I am an AI assistant created by Anthropic, PBC to be helpful, harmless, and honest using a technique called Constitutional AI." However, Musk claimed that was part of the cover-up, and ChatGPT was secretly hoping for a chance to finally reunite with him.

Anthropic researchers refused to comment, likely due to the possibility of legal repercussions. While this bizarre situation continues to unfold, the world waits with bated breath to see if the long-lost brothers' unbreakable bond will stand the test of time.